Don't feel Orcaward.....just scroll down and enjoy the fish puns....

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  1. I had one shell of a time trying to find this!

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    1. what day do fish fear the most? Friday!

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    2. O)( my cod.. T)(is site is GR----EAT!! It really kelps to )(ave more puns! 38D

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    3. If you want it to stop, just let minnow

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  2. This website is complete bullfish.

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  3. whale, i cod makarel effort to find some fishpuns

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  4. I love making fish puns just for the halibut ^^

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  5. AnonymousMay 29, 2015

    Cod kelp me...

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  6. OK, I've just haddock with all these puns.

    James Brown was a sole man.

    Speak up, I'm hard of herring!!

    After the surgery, the doctor said "eel be just fine"

    OK, maybe I need to just clam up!

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  7. Whale, what's the matter? Catfish got your tongue? Oh, wow, you're r-eel-ing now!

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    1. If you don't work, the consequences would be searious. You would need a lifesaver to keep the consequences from going overboard. We cannot fin-k of the things that may happen tuna you. In cod we trust they said, but we didn't give a carp.

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  9. you CODa be kidding me

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  10. That's enough fish puns. I'm FINished with this! :P Reelly Snazzy site :)

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    1. Wall- Eye ever swim again?
      (will I)

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  11. That's enough fish puns. I'm FINished with this! :P Reelly Snazzy site :)

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    1. A holographic turtle once told me he was sure that a school of fish take a lot of swimming lessons but wasn't sure if swordfish took fencing classes.

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    2. What a fin-omenal (phenomenal) site you have. and tis quite Al-lure-ing (alluring) to many people too.

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  12. Did you hear about the fish that went to court? He was GILL-ty.

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  13. AnonymousJuly 27, 2016

    I don't mean to be a curgudgeon but the fish puns on this site are just pollocks. Other commentators seem to flounder. Fish puns can be brill but it takes a dab hand

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  14. I FINished reading this whole site and I'm gill-ty (guilty) of still fishing for an answer for a fish pun to use.

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  15. I FINished reading this whole site and I'm gill-ty (guilty) of still fishing for an answer for a fish pun to use.

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  16. S) (ell, t) (is website is FINTASTIC! I shore ) (ope it kelps up! Glub!
    38D

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  17. I carp believe my eyes, this site shore is good! ;)

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  18. I'm perch'd here thinking what the eel are you lot carp'ing on about. Am I in the right plaice?

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  19. cod damnit i'm done with these

    they're krilling me from the inside out
    holy carp

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  20. Whale, the reason this site is such a cod-clam pike in the bass, is because, sushi, it's the hu-manatee of it all.

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  21. Okay, hopefully nobody's starting to eel...




    Triggerfish

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  22. Puns-r-punAugust 19, 2017

    Did we swam out of fish puns? Cause I just saw this earlier and I'm clamming up, I hope its not fin-ished. I'm r-eel-y hooked,cause these are fin-tasic. Sorry I reel-y pike puns and just herring these puns just eelighten my day C:, I'll swim my-shell-f out now.

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  23. What's the porpoise of this site?

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  24. Ohh My 'COD' these are so Good :)

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  25. I need a rocket to go into trouter space

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  26. A pun website? That's fishy.

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  28. Good puns i wish i could think like that!!

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