It saddens me that in times of austerity, not knowing from where the next laugh will come, we resort to the cheapest of pastimes ... fish puns. Bleak dace indeed.
Whale Whale Whale, Whada we have here? I said it like that on porpoise. Trout any of you guys could do something like it. You dolphinitely can't! I'm not squidding! Whale, It's obvious you can't!
This guy was so much in love with his pet eel, he wanted to sing “That’s A Moray”. After floundering around he finally whaled, “Oh, my cod, holy mackerel, I can’t remember the tuna and simply clammed up. His wife felt that she had given her sole to this guy, and began crabbing at him night and day. Eventually, she ran off with marlin brando’s brother who was a loan shark, of fin-nish descent, dealing with carp-to-carp walleting. He fished around for answers and eventually he was able to buoy himself up, flex his mussels, and find happiness with a lowly catfish. He thought she was quite a cute little whipper-snapper and quite the catch. Upon herring this, his wife became insanely jealous, especially when she saw his new girlfriend wearing her scallop-ed blouse, and confronted him, saying, “Sea what you did!—this is all your fault!” (Oh, God, please help me)!!!!
Is there a cat-pun website nearby? I gotta bunch of those. On Fantasy Island, O'Rourke was embarrassed after offering Tattoo the shrimp appetizer. The ship hit the fin when he asked him if he would like to stretch his legs after dinner. Cat-a-tonic, cat-man-doo, cat-a-clysmic. Oh my Cod, I just know I will need to clam up or be banned from this site. Shell I leave now?
DANG BUOY. SQUID JUST WENT DOWN. OH MY COD. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. (( S)(--ELLO TO ALL THE HOMESTUCK FANS OUT THERE! 38D )) GLUB GLUB! 38D THIS IS REELY FUN!
Oh cod, this reely is far trout. This site is dolphiniantly krilling me! However I reely should get swimming but perafts I'll stay a bit longer, never know just what I'm gonna sea.
Sites like this are wearing a bit fin now...
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll tell a pun just for the halibut......
ReplyDeleteWhat business are you trying to mussell in on??!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what to write, I need some more time to mullet over!
ReplyDeleteIf you can think of any better fish puns than this one, let minnow.
ReplyDeleteIf the fish puns get too much, I'll give you my shoalder to cry on.
ReplyDeleteWe, the jury, find the defendant gillty of terrible fish puns.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what you guys are talking about, i think this site is brill-iant!
ReplyDeleteI reely can't believe my friends still haven't seen this site!
ReplyDeleteI just about haddock!
ReplyDeleteCome on guys your just krilling it now...
ReplyDeleteThis is SEAriously the best site ever. Not even SQUIDDIN'.
ReplyDeleteyou don't have a sole!
ReplyDeleteTROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought I was looking on this website for something serious but not I'm just looking for the Halabut!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my cod this site is ridiculous
ReplyDeleteDon't be such a bass!
ReplyDeleteSome of you people should really "scale" back on the fish jokes! Thanks, Gill.
ReplyDeleteThiz zite iz coralezt thing I've zean all day! 38D
ReplyDeleteThese puns are a bit carp these days.
ReplyDeleteGuys please, theres a time and a plaice.
ReplyDeleteI'm havin' a *whale* of a time here.
ReplyDeleteOh my Cod! What a Haddock!!!
ReplyDeleteThat joke was great!
ReplyDeleteOh can you be more Pacific?
Making up fish puns are boring, I'd rather play COD
ReplyDeleteDon't use that tuna voice with me!
ReplyDeleteShorely you guys can think of some better puns. Dear cod, these are just giving me a headache.
ReplyDeleteCan't think of any right now. Let me mullet over.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the porpoise of this site!
ReplyDeleteThese puns sound a little fishy.
ReplyDeleteCome on now guys your being really shellfish.
ReplyDeletewwhale obviously, this site is glubbin fintastic.
ReplyDeletelook at those cute gills.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the porpoise of fish puns, anyway?
ReplyDeleteanyfin is possible it you dont trout yourself.
ReplyDeleteThat's it I've haddock with these fish puns.
ReplyDeleteI've haddock with this conversation.
ReplyDeleteCarp diem!
ReplyDeleteWe should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
ReplyDeleteSome of these puns are reely debaitable.
ReplyDeleteYou won't make anemone out of me!
ReplyDeleteit is nice to sea you again...how have you fin?
ReplyDeleteGod I can't read anymore fish puns,it's giving me a haddock.
ReplyDeleteDon't like these fish puns? Well, go cry a-trout it.
ReplyDeleteAre you guys squidding me here? What is even the porpoise of this site?
ReplyDeletedidn't i told you to clamscray?!
ReplyDeleteWhale shorely this site is positively swell! Everyone betta be paying close attention to these krilliant puns now.
ReplyDeleteNow reel-y, who puns around on porpoise?
ReplyDeleteI really don't want to submit to this site. You have to wave too many rights.
ReplyDeleteif you're in a car and you need to stop,
ReplyDeletesalmon the brakes.
Oh for Cod sakes you guys, clamscray and get a life. All of these terrigill puns are making me eel.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? To hallibut, you keep making all these fish puns.
ReplyDeleteOne of Superman's most powerful enemies was asked to order at a sushi restaurant, all he said was: "Eel before Cod!"
ReplyDeleteI'll krill a beach to get any batter fish puns!
ReplyDeleteI shore have sean a hell of a lot of homestuck fins on the site, do you fink they're here on porpoise?
ReplyDeleteWater you waitibg for everybody? This site needs more puns!
ReplyDeleteWriting fish puns is a shell of a lot of fin!
ReplyDeleteDo you call a Viking who can't catch fish a "codless heathen"?
ReplyDeleteOh cod, don't be such a bass.
ReplyDeleteFirst and foremast, I'd like to say this is ab-seal-lutely one of the best sites to sea online!!
ReplyDeleteIt saddens me that in times of austerity, not knowing from where the next laugh will come, we resort to the cheapest of pastimes ... fish puns.
ReplyDeleteBleak dace indeed.
I'm going to krill myself... I just tide
ReplyDeleteDon't be shellfish, share your fish puns
ReplyDeleteWater you guys all talking aboat, this site is great for cheesy puns!
ReplyDeleteIt bites when you're hooked on fish puns!
ReplyDeleteI've lost the whale to go on. Might as well krill myself.
ReplyDeleteIf I tide today, would you fish me?
ReplyDeleteI'm really on gilliant form with these puns
ReplyDeleteI will dolphin-ately be posting more puns.
ReplyDeleteFinding Nemo called, he wants his lumps of chips back.
ReplyDeleteThese fish puns flipping terrible.
ReplyDeleteHe who scorns fish puns is anemone.
ReplyDeleteI sea what you did there.
ReplyDeleteI've haddock enough of this plaice
ReplyDeleteThere is a time and a plaice for a fish pun, but it isn't now.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so krilly!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you guys have any fish puns just let minnow.
ReplyDeleteTrust me, you don't want me for anemone. I got plenty of mussel.
ReplyDeleteW)(at a )(ilarious site, )(e)(e, too bad a lot of my fronds find fis)( puns annoying. O)( w)(ale.
ReplyDeleteI've haddock enough of all these puns.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite video games? Cod of War and Modern Shorefare!
ReplyDeleteI'm shore my fronds would apprefishate this!
ReplyDeletetheres something fishy about all the puns ive been herring about.
ReplyDeleteI bereef we all minnow how to bring up a fish pun or two.
ReplyDeleteI've Haddock up to here with all these fish puns!
ReplyDeletei'm an abSOLEute FINatic of fish puns
ReplyDeleteI trout you buoys and gills would mak-o it on Comedy Central.
ReplyDeleteI'm still wading for one of you to come up with somefin funny.
ReplyDeleteBuoys and gills, I'm gonna have to take yew all down to the station for gills prints on account that you are all splashing nofin but carp.
ReplyDeleteI hope this doesn't end up on Opah. They'd call us chubs.
ReplyDeleteI love to use puns like these, just for the halibut!
ReplyDeleteOh cod not the fish puns again.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to be shellfish, so just let minnow if you're in need of some fish puns
ReplyDeleteIf you sea a chance to use a fish pun, don't just wade around. Grab the op-perch-tuna-ty right awave.
ReplyDeleteCod clam it you guys! Cant you think of anyfin better?
ReplyDeleteCmon, Come out of your SHELL and donate a pun
ReplyDeleteUnforTunatly I hate fish puns
ReplyDeleteWhale Whale Whale, Whada we have here? I said it like that on porpoise.
ReplyDeleteTrout any of you guys could do something like it. You dolphinitely can't!
I'm not squidding! Whale, It's obvious you can't!
hey guys my themo is nemo
ReplyDeletedont gill it!
ReplyDeletethese fish puns are kraken me up!
ReplyDeleteYOUR MUM IN BED
ReplyDeleteWhat was the porpoise of coming here if I'm just gonna get some cod- sucking ridiculous jokes?
ReplyDeletewwhat the hell? You ridiculous pink primates get offa this wwebsite! It is for seadwwellers only!!! Cod.
ReplyDeleteThis conversation is a flop.
ReplyDeleteThanks to this site, I will always have a nice stream of fish puns.
ReplyDeleteTHE STURGEON GENERAL SAYS: Don't be Shellfish.
ReplyDeleteYou cod to be squidding me; these puns are out of this pearld
ReplyDeleteWhale then, lets post some fish puns for the halibet!
ReplyDeleteYOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASSTARD!
ReplyDeleteWhale you didn't have to be such a beach.
ReplyDeleteStop krilling the mood! You're being absolutely terribubble! Fish puns a sea-side, you reely need to stop being such a bass!
ReplyDeleteI'm a little hard of herring.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I can orca-not keep this up for long.
ReplyDeleteYou should all stop this prawnto.
ReplyDeleteWhat is the porpoise of this site?
ReplyDeleteDear Cod, w'eal always wonder if salmon had ever smelt as bad as we were herring Jack did
ReplyDeleteAll of you guys are being so shellfish
ReplyDeleteT)(is is all Sh)(rimply amazing!
ReplyDeleteNever believe any of that super-Fishous stuff!
ReplyDeleteCOME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE CLAM
ReplyDeleteThank Cod it's Fried-day!
ReplyDeleteSomeone once asked me how many fish puns I have. I said, "tuna many to count!"
ReplyDeleteWow! I fink this site is absolutely adorabubble!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my GLUB! You guys are so adorabubble! I can't believe all the fish puns going on here! I think I'm gonna faint from happiness!
ReplyDeleteI'm making all these fish puns, for the halibut.
ReplyDeleteAre you eeling alright? Don't be so koi, tell me! Are you even herring me right now? You've got to be squidding me! Oh, whale.
ReplyDeleteAll these fish puns are giving me a haddock!
ReplyDeleteYou were eelected President of fish puns!!!
ReplyDeleteReelly....
ReplyDeleteI was hoping to come up with a fish pun, but walleye was thinking of one, i lost my train of thought.
ReplyDeleteThat story's a bunch abalone!
ReplyDeleteBaitly I've been thinking that this could end in turtle disaster.
ReplyDeleteCan't think of any fish puns to post. Oh whale... at least I tried.
ReplyDeleteDon't be so SHELLFISH!
ReplyDeletePickerel your battles.
ReplyDeleteHoly shrimp! This scampi happening!
ReplyDeleteI knew when I found this site, I had found Cod.
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ReplyDeletewhy fish puns? i don't get the porpoise.
ReplyDelete- but why fish puns?
ReplyDelete- whale, no real porpoise. just for the halibut.
I was perching on an absolutely gold fish pun, but it was too good - I don't want to make anemones.
ReplyDeleteFish puns? Codn't think of any. I'll ask my brother, eel know some!
ReplyDelete"Bring out the shrimp"
ReplyDelete"The shrimp is sleeping"
"Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now won't you"
I thought I would like these jokes, but they all smelt.
ReplyDeletePollocks! This website is eel mannered.
ReplyDeleteWhales and turtles are no fish !
This is the best place for fish puns.
ReplyDeleteThis is the best plaice for fish puns.
ReplyDeleteYou can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
ReplyDeletebream me outa here spottie.....
ReplyDeletefisch
ReplyDeleteIt's like talking to a brick whale...
ReplyDeleteSome of these fish puns are crappie.
ReplyDeleteOh my cod. I need kelp. All these fish puns make me eelly confishous. All this makes no tentacles.
ReplyDeleteAh, SHELL no!
ReplyDeleteFish puns are for puny, weak guys that lack a pair of tentacles.
There is no porpoise to this blog.
This guy was so much in love with his pet eel, he wanted to sing “That’s A Moray”. After floundering around he finally whaled, “Oh, my cod, holy mackerel, I can’t remember the tuna and simply clammed up. His wife felt that she had given her sole to this guy, and began crabbing at him night and day. Eventually, she ran off with marlin brando’s brother who was a loan shark, of fin-nish descent, dealing with carp-to-carp walleting. He fished around for answers and eventually he was able to buoy himself up, flex his mussels, and find happiness with a lowly catfish. He thought she was quite a cute little whipper-snapper and quite the catch. Upon herring this, his wife became insanely jealous, especially when she saw his new girlfriend wearing her scallop-ed blouse, and confronted him, saying, “Sea what you did!—this is all your fault!” (Oh, God, please help me)!!!!
ReplyDeleteIs there a cat-pun website nearby? I gotta bunch of those. On Fantasy Island, O'Rourke was embarrassed after offering Tattoo the shrimp appetizer. The ship hit the fin when he asked him if he would like to stretch his legs after dinner. Cat-a-tonic, cat-man-doo, cat-a-clysmic. Oh my Cod, I just know I will need to clam up or be banned from this site. Shell I leave now?
ReplyDeleteOh my cod!
ReplyDeleteWhale we have an interfishin or not?
ReplyDeletedolfinatley
Don't make me conchfishcate that.
ReplyDeleteConchchestly, you buoys and your fish puns. You're over krilling the joke!
ReplyDeleteI ate a really gross piece of chicken, I think I have SALMON ela.
ReplyDeleteshort lines but well and fine
ReplyDeleteI lobster and never flounder.
ReplyDeleteI'm just putting this pun here for the halibut
ReplyDeleteoh my cod these puns are terribubble
ReplyDeleteI fish you a merry christmas.
ReplyDeletefincerely, Anonymous
Don't be so clammy!
ReplyDeleteSea what I did there?
I think I should show my friend this bog to get his mind flowing.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you brink?
all of you should stop being so shellfish
ReplyDeleteyou know your plaice
ReplyDeletetheir all fishing for likes
ReplyDeletesomebody throw me a line because im not taking the bait
ReplyDeleteAs much as I pike this site, we should give all the buoys and gills some time to let these puns to sink in.
ReplyDeleteThis website makes me think of Homestuck. Especially Feferi and Meenah. (The "let it sink in" pun was me. :3)
ReplyDeleteall of yall are makin me go cray with these puns
ReplyDeletei pike em
Look at that fish! He doesn't look quite fin today.
ReplyDeleteWe can kelp him look baiter, though!
I think people are going to snapper yell at me if I keep telling fish puns
ReplyDeleteDANG BUOY. SQUID JUST WENT DOWN.
ReplyDeleteOH MY COD. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
(( S)(--ELLO TO ALL THE HOMESTUCK FANS OUT THERE! 38D ))
GLUB GLUB! 38D
THIS IS REELY FUN!
Hey, gill, tuna round and let me see that bass!
ReplyDeleteAm I reely bad at puns? Buoy I must be.
ReplyDeletethat delta smelt
ReplyDeleteSome of these fish puns are reely crab
ReplyDeletesee you later, off on my motor-pike
ReplyDeleteThis was not an e-fish-ent use of my time.
ReplyDeleteStop making fish puns! I've been herring them all day!
ReplyDeleteEhh... I do this just for the Halibut
ReplyDeleteMan, that was a crappie pun
ReplyDeletecome on, don't be so crabby
ReplyDeleteok, ok, maybe i'm just being shellfish
ReplyDeleteOh cod!
ReplyDeleteBetter clam it down a bit!
ReplyDeleteWhale,I'm so tide of these jokes. Its seariously not funny. Just krill yourselfs. I shell stop now. Joke, I lava you.
ReplyDeleteeverybouys alwaves arguing over Ford anchovy
ReplyDeleteAnother fish pun? Krill me now
ReplyDeleteFor cod sake, Ive lost the gill to the live.
ReplyDeleteI can't take these fish puns anemonemore.
ReplyDeleteI get reely excited aboat fish puns!
ReplyDeleteOh cod, this reely is far trout. This site is dolphiniantly krilling me! However I reely should get swimming but perafts I'll stay a bit longer, never know just what I'm gonna sea.
ReplyDeleteEgg-sack-ly what I needed today!
ReplyDelete