Donate a Fish Pun

"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day.
Give him a fish pun and he'll be made for life"

Go on, donate a fish pun to the site below.......

261 comments:

  1. Jonny WildfireMay 26, 2011

    Sites like this are wearing a bit fin now...

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  2. AnonymousMay 26, 2011

    Maybe I'll tell a pun just for the halibut......

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  3. AnonymousMay 26, 2011

    What business are you trying to mussell in on??!!

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  4. I'm not sure what to write, I need some more time to mullet over!

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  5. If you can think of any better fish puns than this one, let minnow.

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  6. If the fish puns get too much, I'll give you my shoalder to cry on.

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  7. We, the jury, find the defendant gillty of terrible fish puns.

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  8. I don't know what you guys are talking about, i think this site is brill-iant!

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  9. I reely can't believe my friends still haven't seen this site!

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  10. I just about haddock!

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  11. Come on guys your just krilling it now...

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  12. This is SEAriously the best site ever. Not even SQUIDDIN'.

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  13. you don't have a sole!

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  14. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. I thought I was looking on this website for something serious but not I'm just looking for the Halabut!!!!!!

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  16. Oh my cod this site is ridiculous

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  17. Don't be such a bass!

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  18. Some of you people should really "scale" back on the fish jokes! Thanks, Gill.

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  19. Thiz zite iz coralezt thing I've zean all day! 38D

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  20. These puns are a bit carp these days.

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  21. Guys please, theres a time and a plaice.

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  22. I'm havin' a *whale* of a time here.

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  23. Oh my Cod! What a Haddock!!!

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  24. That joke was great!
    Oh can you be more Pacific?

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  25. Making up fish puns are boring, I'd rather play COD

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  26. Don't use that tuna voice with me!

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  27. Shorely you guys can think of some better puns. Dear cod, these are just giving me a headache.

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  28. Can't think of any right now. Let me mullet over.

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  29. I don't understand the porpoise of this site!

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  30. These puns sound a little fishy.

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  31. Come on now guys your being really shellfish.

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  32. wwhale obviously, this site is glubbin fintastic.

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  33. look at those cute gills.

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  34. What's the porpoise of fish puns, anyway?

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  35. anyfin is possible it you dont trout yourself.

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  36. That's it I've haddock with these fish puns.

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  37. I've haddock with this conversation.

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  38. Carp diem!

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  39. We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.

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  40. Some of these puns are reely debaitable.

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  41. You won't make anemone out of me!

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  42. AnonymousMay 27, 2012

    it is nice to sea you again...how have you fin?

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  43. MeredithMay 31, 2012

    God I can't read anymore fish puns,it's giving me a haddock.

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  44. AnonymousJune 02, 2012

    Don't like these fish puns? Well, go cry a-trout it.

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  45. AnonymousJune 06, 2012

    Are you guys squidding me here? What is even the porpoise of this site?

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  46. AnonymousJune 08, 2012

    didn't i told you to clamscray?!

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  47. AnonymousJune 08, 2012

    Whale shorely this site is positively swell! Everyone betta be paying close attention to these krilliant puns now.

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  48. AnonymousJune 08, 2012

    Now reel-y, who puns around on porpoise?

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  49. AnonymousJune 09, 2012

    I really don't want to submit to this site. You have to wave too many rights.

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  50. AnonymousJune 24, 2012

    if you're in a car and you need to stop,
    salmon the brakes.

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  51. Oh for Cod sakes you guys, clamscray and get a life. All of these terrigill puns are making me eel.

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  52. You know what? To hallibut, you keep making all these fish puns.

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  53. One of Superman's most powerful enemies was asked to order at a sushi restaurant, all he said was: "Eel before Cod!"

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  54. AnonymousJuly 10, 2012

    I'll krill a beach to get any batter fish puns!

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  55. AnonymousJuly 10, 2012

    I shore have sean a hell of a lot of homestuck fins on the site, do you fink they're here on porpoise?

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  56. AnonymousJuly 17, 2012

    Water you waitibg for everybody? This site needs more puns!

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  57. Writing fish puns is a shell of a lot of fin!

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  58. Do you call a Viking who can't catch fish a "codless heathen"?

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  59. Oh cod, don't be such a bass.

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  60. First and foremast, I'd like to say this is ab-seal-lutely one of the best sites to sea online!!

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  61. AnonymousJuly 27, 2012

    It saddens me that in times of austerity, not knowing from where the next laugh will come, we resort to the cheapest of pastimes ... fish puns.
    Bleak dace indeed.

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  62. AnonymousJuly 29, 2012

    I'm going to krill myself... I just tide

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  63. Don't be shellfish, share your fish puns

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  64. Water you guys all talking aboat, this site is great for cheesy puns!

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  65. It bites when you're hooked on fish puns!

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  66. I've lost the whale to go on. Might as well krill myself.

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  67. If I tide today, would you fish me?

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  68. I'm really on gilliant form with these puns

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  69. I will dolphin-ately be posting more puns.

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  70. Finding Nemo called, he wants his lumps of chips back.

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  71. These fish puns flipping terrible.

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  72. He who scorns fish puns is anemone.

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  73. I sea what you did there.

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  74. I've haddock enough of this plaice

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  75. There is a time and a plaice for a fish pun, but it isn't now.

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  76. You guys are so krilly!!!

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  77. If you guys have any fish puns just let minnow.

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  78. Trust me, you don't want me for anemone. I got plenty of mussel.

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  79. W)(at a )(ilarious site, )(e)(e, too bad a lot of my fronds find fis)( puns annoying. O)( w)(ale.

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  80. I've haddock enough of all these puns.

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  81. My favorite video games? Cod of War and Modern Shorefare!

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  82. I'm shore my fronds would apprefishate this!

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  83. theres something fishy about all the puns ive been herring about.

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  84. I bereef we all minnow how to bring up a fish pun or two.

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  85. I've Haddock up to here with all these fish puns!

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  86. i'm an abSOLEute FINatic of fish puns

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  87. I trout you buoys and gills would mak-o it on Comedy Central.

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  88. I'm still wading for one of you to come up with somefin funny.

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  89. Buoys and gills, I'm gonna have to take yew all down to the station for gills prints on account that you are all splashing nofin but carp.

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  90. I hope this doesn't end up on Opah. They'd call us chubs.

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  91. I love to use puns like these, just for the halibut!

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  92. Oh cod not the fish puns again.

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  93. I don't want to be shellfish, so just let minnow if you're in need of some fish puns

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  94. If you sea a chance to use a fish pun, don't just wade around. Grab the op-perch-tuna-ty right awave.

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  95. Eridan AmporaSeptember 25, 2012

    Cod clam it you guys! Cant you think of anyfin better?

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  96. Cmon, Come out of your SHELL and donate a pun

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  97. UnforTunatly I hate fish puns

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  98. Whale Whale Whale, Whada we have here? I said it like that on porpoise.
    Trout any of you guys could do something like it. You dolphinitely can't!
    I'm not squidding! Whale, It's obvious you can't!

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  99. hey guys my themo is nemo

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  100. dont gill it!

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  101. these fish puns are kraken me up!

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  102. YOUR MUM IN BED

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  103. What was the porpoise of coming here if I'm just gonna get some cod- sucking ridiculous jokes?

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  104. wwhat the hell? You ridiculous pink primates get offa this wwebsite! It is for seadwwellers only!!! Cod.

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  105. This conversation is a flop.

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  106. Thanks to this site, I will always have a nice stream of fish puns.

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  107. THE STURGEON GENERAL SAYS: Don't be Shellfish.

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  108. You cod to be squidding me; these puns are out of this pearld

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  109. Whale then, lets post some fish puns for the halibet!

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  110. Eridan AmporaOctober 28, 2012

    YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASSTARD!

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  111. Whale you didn't have to be such a beach.

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  112. Stop krilling the mood! You're being absolutely terribubble! Fish puns a sea-side, you reely need to stop being such a bass!

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  113. Meenah PeixesNovember 03, 2012

    I'm a little hard of herring.

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  114. Meenah PeixesNovember 03, 2012

    I wonder if I can orca-not keep this up for long.

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  115. Meenah PeixesNovember 03, 2012

    You should all stop this prawnto.

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  116. What is the porpoise of this site?

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  117. Dear Cod, w'eal always wonder if salmon had ever smelt as bad as we were herring Jack did

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  118. All of you guys are being so shellfish

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  119. T)(is is all Sh)(rimply amazing!

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  120. Never believe any of that super-Fishous stuff!

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  121. COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE CLAM

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  122. Thank Cod it's Fried-day!

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  123. Someone once asked me how many fish puns I have. I said, "tuna many to count!"

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  124. Wow! I fink this site is absolutely adorabubble!!!!

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  125. Oh my GLUB! You guys are so adorabubble! I can't believe all the fish puns going on here! I think I'm gonna faint from happiness!

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  126. I'm making all these fish puns, for the halibut.

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  127. Feferi PeixesJanuary 09, 2013

    Are you eeling alright? Don't be so koi, tell me! Are you even herring me right now? You've got to be squidding me! Oh, whale.

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  128. All these fish puns are giving me a haddock!

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  129. You were eelected President of fish puns!!!

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  130. I was hoping to come up with a fish pun, but walleye was thinking of one, i lost my train of thought.

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  131. That story's a bunch abalone!

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  132. Baitly I've been thinking that this could end in turtle disaster.

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  133. Can't think of any fish puns to post. Oh whale... at least I tried.

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  134. Don't be so SHELLFISH!

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  135. Pickerel your battles.

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  136. Holy shrimp! This scampi happening!

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  137. I knew when I found this site, I had found Cod.

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  139. why fish puns? i don't get the porpoise.

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  140. - but why fish puns?
    - whale, no real porpoise. just for the halibut.

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  141. I was perching on an absolutely gold fish pun, but it was too good - I don't want to make anemones.

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  142. Fish puns? Codn't think of any. I'll ask my brother, eel know some!

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  143. "Bring out the shrimp"
    "The shrimp is sleeping"
    "Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now won't you"

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  144. I thought I would like these jokes, but they all smelt.

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  145. Pollocks! This website is eel mannered.
    Whales and turtles are no fish !

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  146. This is the best place for fish puns.

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  147. This is the best plaice for fish puns.

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  148. joke from old timesFebruary 25, 2013

    You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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  149. bream me outa here spottie.....

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  150. Katie WattMarch 07, 2013

    It's like talking to a brick whale...

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  151. BigPapaLintnerMarch 13, 2013

    Some of these fish puns are crappie.

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  152. Oh my cod. I need kelp. All these fish puns make me eelly confishous. All this makes no tentacles.

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  153. Ah, SHELL no!
    Fish puns are for puny, weak guys that lack a pair of tentacles.
    There is no porpoise to this blog.

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  154. This guy was so much in love with his pet eel, he wanted to sing “That’s A Moray”. After floundering around he finally whaled, “Oh, my cod, holy mackerel, I can’t remember the tuna and simply clammed up. His wife felt that she had given her sole to this guy, and began crabbing at him night and day. Eventually, she ran off with marlin brando’s brother who was a loan shark, of fin-nish descent, dealing with carp-to-carp walleting. He fished around for answers and eventually he was able to buoy himself up, flex his mussels, and find happiness with a lowly catfish. He thought she was quite a cute little whipper-snapper and quite the catch. Upon herring this, his wife became insanely jealous, especially when she saw his new girlfriend wearing her scallop-ed blouse, and confronted him, saying, “Sea what you did!—this is all your fault!” (Oh, God, please help me)!!!!

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  155. Is there a cat-pun website nearby? I gotta bunch of those. On Fantasy Island, O'Rourke was embarrassed after offering Tattoo the shrimp appetizer. The ship hit the fin when he asked him if he would like to stretch his legs after dinner. Cat-a-tonic, cat-man-doo, cat-a-clysmic. Oh my Cod, I just know I will need to clam up or be banned from this site. Shell I leave now?

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  156. Oh my cod!

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  157. Whale we have an interfishin or not?
    dolfinatley

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  158. Don't make me conchfishcate that.

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  159. Conchchestly, you buoys and your fish puns. You're over krilling the joke!

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  160. I ate a really gross piece of chicken, I think I have SALMON ela.

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  161. short lines but well and fine

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  162. I lobster and never flounder.

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  163. I'm just putting this pun here for the halibut

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  164. oh my cod these puns are terribubble

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  165. I fish you a merry christmas.
    fincerely, Anonymous

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  166. Don't be so clammy!
    Sea what I did there?

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  167. I think I should show my friend this bog to get his mind flowing.
    What do you brink?

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  168. all of you should stop being so shellfish

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  169. you know your plaice

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  170. their all fishing for likes

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  171. somebody throw me a line because im not taking the bait

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  172. As much as I pike this site, we should give all the buoys and gills some time to let these puns to sink in.

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  173. This website makes me think of Homestuck. Especially Feferi and Meenah. (The "let it sink in" pun was me. :3)

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  174. Meenah PeixesApril 27, 2013

    all of yall are makin me go cray with these puns
    i pike em

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  175. Look at that fish! He doesn't look quite fin today.

    We can kelp him look baiter, though!

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  176. I think people are going to snapper yell at me if I keep telling fish puns

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  177. DANG BUOY. SQUID JUST WENT DOWN.
    OH MY COD. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
    (( S)(--ELLO TO ALL THE HOMESTUCK FANS OUT THERE! 38D ))
    GLUB GLUB! 38D
    THIS IS REELY FUN!

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  178. Hey, gill, tuna round and let me see that bass!

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  179. AnonymousMay 20, 2013

    Am I reely bad at puns? Buoy I must be.

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  180. AnonymousMay 27, 2013

    Some of these fish puns are reely crab

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  181. see you later, off on my motor-pike

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  182. AnonymousMay 30, 2013

    This was not an e-fish-ent use of my time.

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  183. AnonymousMay 31, 2013

    Stop making fish puns! I've been herring them all day!

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  184. AnonymousJune 10, 2013

    Ehh... I do this just for the Halibut

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  185. AnonymousJune 10, 2013

    Man, that was a crappie pun

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  186. AnonymousJune 10, 2013

    come on, don't be so crabby

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  187. AnonymousJune 10, 2013

    ok, ok, maybe i'm just being shellfish

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  188. AnonymousJune 12, 2013

    Oh cod!

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  189. AnonymousJune 25, 2013

    Better clam it down a bit!

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  190. Whale,I'm so tide of these jokes. Its seariously not funny. Just krill yourselfs. I shell stop now. Joke, I lava you.

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  191. AnonymousJune 28, 2013

    everybouys alwaves arguing over Ford anchovy

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  192. AnonymousJune 29, 2013

    Another fish pun? Krill me now

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  193. AnonymousJuly 02, 2013

    For cod sake, Ive lost the gill to the live.

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  194. AnonymousJuly 06, 2013

    I can't take these fish puns anemonemore.

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  195. AnonymousJuly 11, 2013

    I get reely excited aboat fish puns!

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  196. KaityBratJuly 23, 2013

    Oh cod, this reely is far trout. This site is dolphiniantly krilling me! However I reely should get swimming but perafts I'll stay a bit longer, never know just what I'm gonna sea.

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  197. Egg-sack-ly what I needed today!

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